Maioush

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Surrounded by miserable geeks

And I have been for the past 5 years really, but this one is really different, these around me are the miserable type, they have no life away from their computers, I’ve been seeing the weirdest geeks ever, the type that don’t have any kind of communication skills, what so ever, they have no idea how to make a normal conversation.

I discovered lately that couple of them actually SLEEP in their offices, they nothing else to do out there ::sigh:: can you imagine working with someone like that, where someone like me (normal person) is trying to finish her work and go home because simply believe it or not, I have so many things to do after I leave!!!

They take this so dam seriously, dude, if you are miserable and don’t have better things to do, don’t blame me, I have happened to have a life.

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When Qwaider buys a gift for his wife!!!

He gives up his all times favorite car, to get 2 new cars, YES that’s right, we went shopping yesterday, and went back home with 2 brand new cars 🙂  

Samer got a Nissan Altima

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And he got me a Nissan Rogue

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Everybody knows how much Samer loves his Murano (it’s an awesome car, so no wonder!), but he was willing to give it up yesterday to get both of us, 2 brand new cars 🙂 , he is just too generous and selfless, he always have me in his thoughts as he does things, in everything, el 7amoula ya rabbi.

As yesterday was mothers day and we were both feeling a little sad for being away from our mommy’s , we decided to spend the day out, Husbandy decided to check out Nissans new deals, we weren’t really thinking about getting new cars, but when we were there, he looked at me and said “ekhtari elli bte3jebek” I was shocked as I wasn’t thinking of owning a car yet, I really enjoy carpooling with him every morning, and driving back home with him is even more amazing 🙂 I really enjoy all these little things I do with Samer, and above all that, sharing a car with him is really easy, he is a very calm driver, his car is was in an excellent condition.

Back to our new cars 🙂 … so while we were there, samer was checking the Altima as an option as he used to drive it before, and e really likes it, as for me, I’m an SUV person, I’ve been driving my old CRV for the past 5 years, and after I moved to Seattle, I started sharing the car with Samer which is was also a SUV, so he suggested the new Rogue (OMG he knows me so well!!), I loved it 🙂

All I want to say is Thank you so much baby, o allah y3awed 3aleak ya rab, o ya3teena 5earhom o yekfeena sharhom, allahomma amen.

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Happy Mothers day Emmi, I miss you so much

Ana KTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER ba7ebek o meshta2alek Mama….

Ya rab y5aleeki ya Emmi… Ya set el 7abayeb .

Baba, Allah ytamem 3aleak bel shefa ya rab o ydeemak foo2 rasna dayman.

Ba7ebkom kteeeeeeeeeeeeeer o meshta2alkom aktar… allah ma ye7remni menkom…

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I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE BLOGS……

Technology is supposed to make our life easier right?

NO…. GUESS AGAIN!!!

I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS.

I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS.

I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTERS.

I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS,  I HATE BLOGS.

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No…You don’t have bone marrow cancer; it’s just a bad dream

Tomorrow at noon I’ll be heading to California, I wish I can say I’m going there for a vacation, I’m going there to see m dad, he was diagnosed with bone marrow cancer (multiple myeloma).

I still can’t believe it, for me it’s just a bad dream, my dad will be fine, that’s what I want, that’s what I wish for, I’ve been praying for him, and reading Qur’an for 2 days now, I know god will listen to us, I know he’ll answer our prayers, god is ra7eem, baba will be fine, baba will be fine, baba will be fine, baba will be fine, baba will be fine, baba will be fine, baba will be fine, baba will be fine.

YA RAB.

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PRE EID BREAKFAST! ( I need a haircut)

Kol 3am o ento b kair!

Last Saturday me and husbandy were invited to breakfast at one of our friends house, it was the first time I enjoy a gathering here, I don’t usually enjoy a gathering with a lot of people, there is always someone that says something stupid, but this time, they were all nice, no dabash included 🙂

We had a very good breakfast, Maioush “that’s her name too LOL” made us falafel, hummus, fool, fatteh, fatayer, and the gusts brought the desserts, it was all good Yummy 😀

Now to the actual post, I asked the ladies where can find a place to have a haircut, BUT I  don’t want it to be over priced, easy right? Well.. guess again, lady #1 told me that she gets her hair done at this place where she pays $85* for it, lady #2 was like wow really… I got it done for much cheaper, I pay around $75*, lady# 3 started laughing so hard and told them they should go to the salon because she pays around $60*.

*NOTE: none of the prices includes tips.

Ya waradee, I used to cut my hair in LA for $25 and I thought that was expensive!!!! Why would I pay $100 for 15 minutes of work??? They are not going to use anything but a little brush and a scissor!!!

I was looking at their haircuts, I mean is it too special? NO, it was the same haircut you get in ANY salon in Amman for like $10 (WITH TIP)..  aaaaaah.. Allah yer7am ayamek ya wardeh!

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laptops situation

We have a bit of laptops situation at home, when I first came to the house I threw away 3 crashed laptops, husbandy was using their parts to fix other laptops (in case something happens), husbandy is was the type who buys extra extra stuff for everything in case something happens 🙂 “love you baby”

This is what we have right now!! Of course it didn’t help that I brought mine from my parents house, and I have to use the office laptop (I’m not gonna use my own to do their monkey job)

 My new laptop is Samer’s old laptop, latashto cuz it’s sooooo tiny 😀 LOL!

OH OH OH, and that little white thing in the middle, that’s Tara, she just jumped in there and started posing for me 🙂

 

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Some people just don’t get it… la e7sas wala dam!!

Khalaaaas I’ve had it with some people, what part of me ignoring you don’t you get? Tayeb balash, what part of me telling you that I don’t want to talk to you don’t you get??

I just don’t get it, can people really be that “mlkal7een” I mean help me out here, when you tell someone that you really don’t like them, and just by hearing there voice you get 600 3afreet on you, having said that, you really don’t want to talk to them abadan, next thing you know, you see them around you like nothing happened, enno what kind of a “loo7 are you”?? Seriously.. The only thing I can think of is that “you don’t have any blood” as in “a 3endak dam”.

I’m not saying that just because I want to be mean, these people have caused enough trouble in my life in the past, thing that affected me for a long long time, and would love to forget about it, and just forget these people FOREVER!!!

You confront some of these people, you send hints to others, and you ignore others, bs mafi faydeh, elli ma 3endo dam ma ra7 y7es wala yefham, I’ve never been in this situation before, I really never said to anybody on earth that I hate them before, I never did, EVER, but some people actually got on my nerves to the point that o screamed it out loud in their face, because of what they did, yet they manage not to listen and continue to get on my nerves just by being around, and yes it’s that bad, them being round is the most annoying thing can ever happen to me!!!

Just get the hell out if my life .. and forever .. PLEASE!!!

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The slowest 9 hours every week!

Since I started this job, they told me I have to work Sundays, I take Friday off instead, and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, the day goes by SUPER SLOW, nobody is here except me and couple of guys from the lab.

I have to admit, I’m one of those who’d rather have a very busy day at work more that a slow day, because simply, the day goes by waaaaaaay faster, but this is like dying slowly, last Sunday I was about to sleep while setting, beside the fact that I annoyed the heck of Husbany by calling him ever 30 min complaining how bored I was, 7abeebi he is sooooooooo taweel bal.

back to my slow day. ::Sleepy::

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YES KIDS… FALL EXISTS!!!

I never knew that fall exists!!! You know how they used to tell us that there are 4 seasons, I never saw more than summer and winter really, but I tell you guys, this is for real, after all these years I saw fall LOL! What’s makes it more amazing, it’s right by my door, look at these pictures, it’s right by our house, that’s what we see when we open our eyes in the morning and look through tour lake view window, it’s just amazing 😀 

 

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the tree above this plant is RED!!! 😀 

 

 

 

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this is right by our window, isn’t it amazing!! 

 

 

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 there is nothing like walking around in the morning with your cup of coffee around this area 🙂

 

 

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lake view window

 

 

 

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the front door tree

 

 

now after seeing all these amazing pictures let me tell you what I HATE about it, all these leaves end up in the house every time we step put, o kansi ya Mai!!! i sweep and vacuum almost twice a day cuz if I don’t people will think that I’m m3afneh :$

Kol fall o ento b 5ear 😀

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