Maioush

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It’s Good To Be A Woman (Humor)

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

8. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

9. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

10. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

11. We will never regret piercing our ears.

12. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

13. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren’t listening anyway.

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15 Responses

  1. You forgot the most important one
    “Although you don’t have one, however, with that thing, you can have as many of these as you like”

    I TOLD YOU it’s awesome to be a girl… I TOLD YOU!!!

    Now I’m going to find a corner, and cry myself to sleep!

  2. chikapappi says:

    LOL! that’s amazing!! and yes Q. go cry boy :p

  3. Qabbani says:

    ya 7arm wad3com sa3eb 😛

  4. wonders says:

    you always have a doorman to open the door, a waiter to pull the chair, we also get the last empty seat.
    plus you can always find a 5aroof to pay your bills 🙂 hehehe

  5. The Chocolate one is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true….ice-cream works too.. 🙂

  6. Jumana says:

    😀 priceless

  7. Batoul says:

    lol number 4 is my favorite.
    We always get the empty First class seat on the airplane for Free 😀

  8. Khouloud says:

    No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

    Hahahahaha! That’s hilarious!

    We also have more job opportunities, women are more desired for marketing purposes, ads and fashion related things, yes they do exploit women at times and depend on their sex appeal to sell things, but seriously, who cares? 😛

  9. Dinos says:

    chocolate can solve any problem 🙂 yummy!

    it’s good to be a woman 🙂

    except for the pms, pregnancy,labor,cooking etc.

    its still good! 🙂

  10. Princess N says:

    “If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot”
    That is so true, I dont know what they think when they go for much younger girls!!
    Very nice…

  11. Maher says:

    LOOOOOOOOOL!!! And Q added a funnny one too!

    wa7sheh abo el meeem! 😛

  12. sel3 says:

    ye5reb 3a2lek ya shai5a, what stuff do u smoke?

  13. Jasim says:

    Wha’eva :s

  14. lol…very nice indeed…hey i like the new look of ur blog…very cool

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