Maioush

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Birthday Wish (Humor)

 I heard this story long long time ago, and for some reason I remembered it tonight, well let me admit.. I can’t sleep and I need to write something funny, because my mind is going 1000mph and where else can I go but here 🙂

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was!

Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly, asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”

One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.”

The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he’s still gonna get it wrong.

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9 Responses

  1. Jumana says:

    😀 Maioush…that was fun to read

    yes…you need to be so CLEAR 😀

  2. Sharifo says:

    Ya3ni eish ma ne3mal mesh 3ajbeen…we gheir into dayman ma betwad7o eish bedko…and us…yea 5ayalna dayeq!!

  3. nido says:

    loooooooooooooooooool….bas laish il 7aki! He was really nice!

  4. Qabbani says:

    aaah typ now the 6 is small size ? or what?? what exactly it mean !!!

    come on even in ur post ur not clear i will never guess its bout size

    my suite is 54 size !!

    come on u lady have MANY things we don’t know about so

    please make a good post about what is things that men not familiar too

    like size things ,the stuff u use …etc

  5. LOL…bas 7aram at least he tried…and should get some credit for that 😀
    some men don’t even bother!

  6. sharkooseh says:

    laish ma yekoon ya3ne ino we have to appreciat what our partners do for us, even if they didnt recieve the msg in the right way!
    ino ya3ne mesh 3arfeh 😛

  7. sharifo says:

    zai el 2o6a6…
    taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakol we tenker 😛

  8. batoul says:

    looool!!! He might have understood but didnt want to get the nailing for saying thats impossible. you know she a7san mn she.

  9. lol..nice story…yah they must listen not hear

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