Maioush

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If Men Got Pregnant (Humor)

1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.

2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.

5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

8. They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.

9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

12. They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

14. Women would rule the world.

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11 Responses

  1. Oo ba3dain ma3aki inti!!?

  2. kinziblogs says:

    WAHOO! Mai, you are on a roll! These are great! May have to link you again!

  3. Maioush says:

    Qwaider:
    LOL! sho bedak?? 😀

    Kinzi:
    HAHAHAHA go ahead 😀 it’s the “make of guys week for me” 🙂

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  5. Tamara says:

    lol : ) I guess men will never understand what pregnancy is, we only have to dream.

  6. mr.anonymous says:

    heh! pregnancy 2al, a baby creature is like 3 or 4 kiloz! pull urselves together women..forgot the stories of great grandmothers who used to give birth on their own while in the field of olives.

  7. Maioush says:

    Tamra:
    LOL! yeah 😀

    mr.anonymous:
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL yeah yeah yeah!! those days are over you know 😀

  8. kinziblogs says:

    Mr. Anon, honey, try a bowel movement that weighs 3 or 4 kilos. 🙂

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  10. Maher says:

    i said start running..not start a new post about men arrrgggghhh!!!!

    2 more days mai..

    tick–tack–tick–tack–tick!

  11. kinziblogs says:

    Maher, tic-tak is the candy. YOU mean ‘tick-tOck’, like from Peter Pan. That must make you the crocodile!

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