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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, I’M MAAAAAAD!!!!!

What the hell?? What’s with guys these days?? They are getting stupider every single second, I can’t take their stupidity anymore, walakom Khalas ghabaaaaa2!!!

 

I’m furious, some guys have no respect for themselves or other what so ever, just because I’m not responding to you fool, it doesn’t mean I scared of you!!

 

Efhamooha 3ad.. Girls are not like that (well, I know I’m not), if you wanna pick a fight fine!! Just stay the hell away from me, I’m not gonna fight back, I’m not gonna say stuff, and I’m not gonna be a low class person and everything that comes to my mind, going behind my back and telling people that you scared the shit out if me is not gonna do you any good, I’m respecting myself when I’m not answering, not you, believe me not you.

 

And you know what’s really funny, they do that in public ONLY, when they send private messages.. MASHALLAAAAAAAAAAA ASAD!!! He is all nice and gentel, and welling to kiss my foot for forgiveness, one word.. CHEAP!!

 

God I promised that I’m not gonna write mad post anymore, bs I’ve had it, and I had to let it out, Ah! I feel a little better already.

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Filed under: General

When you are about to go crazy @ work!

This is what happens when you talk to hundreds of people; you pick the phone and go blaaank, but you still manage to know what the hell they are talking about!! 😀

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What Men Really Mean (Humor)

1. “Let’s take your car.” Really means…. “Mine is full of soda cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas.”
2. “It’s a guy thing.” Really means…. “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
3. “Can I help with dinner?” Really means…. “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
4. “Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.” Really mean…. Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response like Pavlov’s dog drooling.
5. “Good idea.” Really means…. “It’ll never work. And I’ll spend the rest of the day gloating.”
6. “Have you lost weight?” Really means…. “I’ve just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill.”
7. “It would take too long to explain.” Really means…. “I have no idea how it works.”
8. “I’m getting more exercise lately.” Really means…. “The batteries in the remote are dead.”
9. “We’re going to be late.” Really means…. “Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac.”
10. “Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard.” Really means…. “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
11. “That’s interesting, dear.” Really means…. “Are you still talking?”
12. “Honey, we don’t need material things to prove our love.” Really means…. “I forgot our anniversary again.”
13. “It’s a really good movie.” Really means…. “It’s got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear.”
14. “That’s women’s work.” Really means…. “It’s difficult, dirty, and thankless.”
15. “Go ask your mother.” Really means…. “I am incapable of making a decision.”
16. “You know how bad my memory is.” Really means…. “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.”
17. “I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses.” Really means…. “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.”
18. “Football is a man’s game.” Really means…. “Women are generally too smart to play it.”
19. “I do help around the house.” Really means…. “I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket.”
20. “Hey, I’ve got my reasons for what I’m doing.” Really means…. “And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.”
21. “I can’t find it.” Really means…. “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
22. “What did I do this time?” Really means…. “What did you catch me at?”
23. “She’s one of those rabid feminists.” Really means…. “She refused to make my coffee.”
24. “No, I left plenty of gas in the car.” Really means…. “You may actually get it to start.”
25. “I heard you.” Really means…. “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next 3 days yelling at me.”
26. “You know I could never love anyone else.” Really means…. “I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.”
27. “You look terrific.” Really means…. “Oh, God, please don’t try on one more outfit. I’m starving.”
28. “I brought you a present.” Really means…. “It was free ice scraper night at the ball game.”
29. “I missed you.” Really means…. “I can’t find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper.”
30. “I’m not lost. I know exactly where we are.” Really means…. “No one will ever see us alive again.”
31. “We share the housework.” Really means…. “I make the messes, she cleans them up.”
32. “This relationship is getting too serious.” Really means…. “I like you more than my car.”
33. “Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful.” Really means…. “Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?”
34. “I don’t need to read the instructions.” Really means…. “I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.”
35. “I’ll fix the garbage disposal later.” Really means…. “If I wait long enough you’ll get frustrated and buy a new one.”
36. “I broke up with her.” Really means…. “She dumped me.”
37. “I’ll take you to a fancy restaurant.” Really means…. “Someplace that doesn’t have a drive-thru window.”

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“Men are simple,but they’re not stupid” Part 1

Most men are deeply offended by insincerity, and deeply disturbed by incongruity – for example, if we’re mad, but we smile and act nice – our behavior on the outside doesn’t match what we’re feeling on the inside. They can feel our anger, and the smile just reads “fake”. They think they can’t trust us.

They think we’re trying to control them. And a lot of the time, they’re right! We are trying to control things.

Often, we want things to go a certain way. We want to get to the party on time. We want to see that movie, or go to that restaurant. We want him to behave the way we want him to behave. And we want it now. We want the relationship all tied up nice in a bow and forever after. And we need to know. Now.

What if the way to getting what you want isn’t by asking for what you want?

What if the way to getting what you want is a way you’ve never even heard of?

Most of us say we’d do anything for love, and yet, all our actions and words seem to only push it away.

Every one of us is pushing away love in some way – because we’re all afraid of really getting close to a man and letting him see who we really are. We’re afraid of intimacy

And we all do it – push love away – in different ways.

Some of us talk a lot. We never stop talking, never really listen, and always have something to say. We talk so much because we’re nervous about what would happen if we stopped talking. If we stopped talking, he’d really see us as we believe we are – not really good enough on the inside.

The truth is, most of us women process our thoughts and feelings verbally. We say what comes to mind and sort of download it all in words.

This is really confusing for men. They get lost and frustrated because our talking seems like endless chatter to them.

And we spend a lot of time feeling as if we haven’t been heard.

And we haven’t.

If I were to ask you, to think of words and body language as either magnets to draw in a man, or fists to push him away, what would you tell me?

Would you say that you just want to be yourself and act “natural” and be “spontaneous?”

It would be great if saying what ever comes to mind could make us man magnets – and yet – it just doesn’t work that way.

And it’s not because being “spontaneous” and “natural” isn’t attractive to men – it is!

It’s because what we think of as “spontaneous,” “natural,” and “being ourselves” is most often really only our old nervous patterns (the ones that have never worked) coming up again, over and over.

And these old words and patterns actually keep love away!

To be continued on part 2…

Filed under: General

Look To The Sky

Can you feel me close?

Look to the sky and see the stars shining down on you.

As they do, they shower you with my warmth and love.

 

Can you feel my hand? Look to the sky and see the moon’s soft glow.

It’s caress is my hand gently nestling itself in yours.

 

Can you feel my heart’s smile?

Look to the sky and see the sun, feel it’s heat on your face.

It’s radiant kiss is my heart surrounding and protecting yours with my love.

 

Whenever the distance seems to great, look to the sky.

And know that what my eyes see also passes through yours, and makes the miles seem not so great and never so much that we cannot reach out and touch with our hearts.

Filed under: Peoms

WE ARE SORRY!

Brazil 

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Toronto

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Chicago

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Cleveland

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Cologne Cathedra

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Copenhagen

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London

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Los Angeles

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Moscow

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Niagara Falls

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Oakland

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Paris

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petersburg

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Vienna

 

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Gaza

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Utterly

I have no idea how it feels to be utterly loved.

I am the place a person falls to when life gets hard. I am the shoulder, the keeper of secrets, the kindness through their pain. I am the wisdom, the knowledge.

I have no idea how it feels to be utterly loved.

Filed under: Thoughts

“unlucky” in love?

NOTE: This post is NOT by Maioush


I used to think I was “unlucky” in love.One man after another broke my heart, no matter how promising the “relationship” was at the beginning.I had so little self-esteem I was practically INVITING men to come into my life who had no intention of making me happy forever. And yet, time after time, I missed all the signals. And then, after years and years of horrible, dead-end, non-committed, always ending painfully non-relationships and getting my heart broken over and over, I finally found the man who became my husband. And I was so happy – for a way too short time.

Before I knew it, the nightmare had started all over again – distance grew between us, he became emotionally cold, I felt disconnected and lonely.

It had never occurred to me that marriage wasn’t the automatic end of the fairy tale, and that from here on out, everything would be bliss.

It never occurred to me that for the next five years I’d go to bed every night and wake up every morning desperate for love advice that would work to save my marriage.

I looked for help from my girlfriends, went to a counselor, had late night discussions and arguments with my husband, cried through the middle of many nights, read every love advice book I could find, and used up every bit of love advice I’d ever heard.

And still I felt lonely, disconnected from my husband, angry and in pain.

It was as though I’d learned nothing from those years of dating Mr. Wrongs.

But then it all changed.

Somehow, I figured out what had gone wrong, and I was able to set it right within weeks.

On the next posts, you’ll find out more about me and how I was able to save my own love life, and learn how to do what it took me years and years of trial-and-error to figure out.

I had no love advice then that worked, and even now, most of the love advice I see and read out there has to do with games and strategies.

And games and strategies NEVER work with men.

Ever since I turned my love life, and then my marriage, around, now I want it to be my mission to help other women (especially the ones I’ve been reading for recently) feel better, stronger, happier, and in the kind of relationship and marriage we all dream about – and DESERVE.

I’ll tell you how to ignore the whole idea of games and strategies and how to get your man, bring him close and make him want to stay forever by simply being yourself.

As easy as that sounds, being yourself is exactly what we were all taught NOT to do our whole lives.

Don’t give up.

If I found a way to get from total misery with a non-existent love life to total married bliss – then YOU can, too.I’ll keep you guys posted to prove to all of you that you can do it 🙂 . 

Friendayeh

Filed under: General

GIRLS.. RECOMMENDATION WANTED!!

WARNING: THIS IS A VERY VERY VERY GIRLY POST

But guys if you wanna help, you are more than welcome to do so 🙂

Ok so, I’m need to do some shopping for few stuff, and girls I need your advice.

1. Foundation and powder:

I really care when it comes to the stuff I put directly on my face, I don’t care about the shadow, lip gloss, but I really need a good foundation and powder, my current ones are from BIOTHERM, but they decided that they want to be available online only in the states, and I can’t find my number anymore, so tome to change, I need something really light, and not oily, I have a normal skin el 7amdolla..  I HATE IT WHEN I look to a girls face and it’s so shiny, BIOTHERM were doing a great job, lasts for the whole day, and looks amazing, any recommendations for other brands??

2. Perfume:

My current perfume is Polo Sport from Ralph Lauren, I don’t like heavy perfumes, the lighter the better, I love perfumes that smells delicious ( I  like to smell like eshi zaki 🙂 ) , I’ve been using it for almost 2 years, and I’m sick of it already, any recommendations on a cute zaki light perfume?

3. Black pants:

I need one decent black dressy pants for work, all my pats are HUGE!! I lost so much weight and I look funny now 😦  I looked in so many places but didn’t find something that I really like, what do you think? Where should I go?

I really need to buy these 3 items, so to make things easier on you guys, I have no price limit, I just to find something that I really like, HELP

Filed under: Personal

How NOT to Pass American Idol

 I am not a huge American Idol fan, probably because I am not in to English music as much; I’m more like an Arabic music buff.

But the following is just plain common sense in my opinion from what I notices during the past few years…

I was flipping the channels tonight, and looks like it’s the opening night of American Idol. Mama is die hard fan of the show and then there was my bro Boss, who was an American Idol virgin and wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

One of the first things I said to Boss when the show started was that “you can tell if the person is a good singer before they ever open their mouth.” He totally did not believe me, but then he began to watch the show and saw contestant after contestant do the unthinkable. I believe American Idol needs to lay some ground rules for the audition.

Here are some simple guidelines to help you make it through your audition and get safely back home where you will end up if you engage in any of the following:

Wear A Costume

This seems like a no-brainer, but some of you folks still come to your audition dressed like Mickey Mouse or Captain America, I even saw a MAN today came wearing princess Leia’s bikini. I realize you are trying to be memorable, but all the judges will remember is that you looked ridiculous. It also sends a signal to them that you haven’t got what it takes to wow them with your singing talent, so you are using the costume as a substitute. Don’t. If you walk in wearing a costume, you might as well be packed and ready to go back home. The judges have already made their decision before you even opened your mouth.

Remember this guy?

Blubber Excessively

This season returns with Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Jewel who fills the fourth judges seat. These are famous folks, yes, but keep your mouth shut about it. No matter what you think and how you really feel, showering them with compliments and flattery is a bad idea. You must maintain professionalism at all times. When you walk into an audition, greet them respectfully and make it short and sweet. Show them you respect their time and that you are here to audition, in other words: “Shut Up and Sing”

Hit on Simon

Again – seems like common sense here, but it’s really tacky. Be real. If you are a woman and you do this, it makes you look like a…well, you know. And if you are a guy hitting on Simon, it may be perceived as funny, but in reality it isn’t. I have yet to see a contestant hit on Simon (or any of the judges) and make it past the first couple rounds. It’s cute at first, but then you will get cut when it becomes annoying. And it will.

Sing with the Radio

As you may have noticed, no music is allowed in your audition. This means you have to sing “a cappella” In music terms this means “A cappella music is vocal music or singing without instrumental accompaniment.

Most of the time you probably sing with music on. This makes you sound really good. Start practicing without the radio or the CD player for a while. If your neighbors complain or the dog suddenly wants to go outside, toss your American Idol registration papers in the trash. Many people think they can sing well because when they sing with the radio, their voice blends in with the music and the actual artist’s vocal. Remember you are auditioning as a solo act, not the 6th member of ‘N Sync.

Copy Someone Else

Above all else, be yourself. That is the most authentic thing you can be. We, the television viewers, can spot a fake a mile away. We know when you are trying to pull one over on us. We’re not stupid. We want to see the real you and so do Simon, Paula, Randy and Jewel.

Don’t try to copy other people. Everyone is unique, You are not going to be the next Madonna or Prince. You can only be the next fill-in-your-name-here. When you practice, sing the song the way YOU feel it. That is the only way it will sound good (thank you Leslie!). If you sing a country song, don’t fake a Southern accent. Don’t grind your voice just because Brian Johnson of AC/DC does it. When Randy Jackson talks about “putting your own spin on it,” that’s what he’s talking about – singing it the way YOU feel it. Listen to him.

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